what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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