Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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