i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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