I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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