Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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