i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
