Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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