Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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