forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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