We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
