I'm gonna have a badass scar
People in love make me want to vomit
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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