: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
There r osticjed everywhere
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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