My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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