Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
is it fun? or sober?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
