So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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