New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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