dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
