I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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