After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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