the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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