508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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