I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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