how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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