WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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