This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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