Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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