Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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