Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
where am i from again
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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