we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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