i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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