Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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