do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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