dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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