The maid of honor just puked.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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