I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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