so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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