Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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