wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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