You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
