He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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