TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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