I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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