I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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