omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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