the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
