My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
