Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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