There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize