dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We talked him into tasing himself.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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