i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
