Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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