He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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