That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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