You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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