Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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