Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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