is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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