Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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